Funny Blonde one liners
Why was the blonde excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?
Ans: Because the box said 4 to 6 years.
What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Ans: Gifted.
A blonde looked at her drivers license and got depressed when she saw that she got an “F” in sex.
How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
Ans: She’s the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.
