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Why was the blonde excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?
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What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
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A blonde looked at her drivers license and got depressed when she saw that she got an “F” in sex.
How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
Ans: She’s the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.
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Monday, October 17, 2011
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Saturday, October 15, 2011
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Soul Surfer is a 2011 Christian drama film about the life of surfer Bethany Hamilton. At the age of thirteen, Hamilton lost her arm to a shark attack. The film details the events surrounding this attack and her struggle during the aftermath. The film is directed by Sean McNamara, who based the screenplay on Hamilton's autobiography of the same name and on the filmmakers' interviews with the family. The title refers to a term coined in the 1960s to denote someone who surfs purely for pleasure, but the word soul has a double meaning as a reference to Hamilton's Christian faith, which helped her recover her surfing career after the attack. AnnaSophia Robb stars as Hamilton, and Dennis Quaid and Helen Hunt star as Hamilton's parents.
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Friday, October 14, 2011
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Cal (Steve Carell) and Emily (Julianne Moore) have the perfect life together living the American dream... until Emily asks for a divorce. Now Cal, Mr Husband, has to navigate the single scene with a little help from his professional bachelor friend Jacob Palmer (Ryan Gosling). Make that a lot of help...Wednesday, October 12, 2011
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